Category: tweet

shit. the kittens just chewed up my ipod earbuds. i knew they were up to no good. damnit.

grandpa explaining to granddaughter why she had to wear a suit in the ymca pool. other granddaughter: “it’s not like it’s your bathtub”

why does the dog need to be on me when I’m hot and sweaty?

sweatin’ buckets after shortening grass. i hates boy work!