My first bagels

Half of a plain bagel with cream cheese, half eaten
Half of a plain bagel with cream cheese, half eaten

Not the first bagels I’ve eaten, but the first ones I’ve ever made. Like most bread, there is a series of timed steps that each contribute to the yumminess. For this batch, I used Rose Levy Beranbaum’s recipe in The Bread Bible. I have some steps for you here in pictures. I skipped pics of the sponge and bulk rise parts though. Too bad, you could’ve seen the dough almost bust out of it’s container.

Shaping bagels is pretty easy. After you’ve separated the dough into pieces, you poke a finger in the center, pick it up, stretch until you can get both fingers in the hole (yeah, it’s pretty naughty) and either pull and rotate around until you’ve got a 2 1/2″ hole (it’ll snap back) or wind it around with your fingers as kind of spokes like Kevin did and it’ll go really fast. That last bit is hard to describe. Oh well, you’ll figure it out.

Bagels taking a boiling bath
Bagels taking a boiling bath

You boil them up for about 2 minutes per side. Then let rest for a minute on a clean towel to drain before transferring to a baking sheet.

Boiled bagels ready for baking
Boiled bagels ready for baking
Bagels baking in my crappy oven
Bagels baking in my crappy oven
Bagels just out of the oven
Bagels just out of the oven

These are spongy and chewy crusted like bagels should be. We also made a few onion bagels. They were even more amazing. I was concerned because it looked like the onions were burninating while they were baking, but it all turned out fine.

Onion bagel
Onion bagel

In addition to this being a VeganMofo post, I’m submitting it to Wild Yeast Blog’s weekly Yeastspotting feature. Every week Susan rounds up yummy baking posts from around the ‘net. Check it out.

Whoopie Pies

Lately I’ve been experimenting with whoopie pies. And judging from the reactions to these, they are definitely a keeper. Sorry, no recipe on these. We’re trying to start a bakery up over here, okay? Can’t give away all our secrets. That said, there are recipes online. See, here’s one for Pumpkin Whoopie Pies. It’s similar to what I did and I’m sure you’ll have great results.

 

Pumpkin Whoopie Pies
Pumpkin Whoopie Pies

 

Innards
Innards

 

Oh yeah, there were also oatmeal whoopie pies with cinnamon filling. I’m sure I’ll get around to making standard chocolate ones sometime soon. I wonder, are whoopie pies the new cupcake?

 

Oatmeal Whoopie Pies with Cinnamon Filling
Oatmeal Whoopie Pies with Cinnamon Filling

 

What I did with my Soyrizo

Friday, I bought a package of Soyrizo on a whim with no particular plan of what to do with it. Then I remembered this old Vegetarian Times recipe for Stuffed Poblano Chilies with Garlic Mashed Potatoes. Perfect! So I loosely followed this recipe from memory. I mean, it isn’t exactly complicated.

Roasted poblanos before skinning
Roasted poblanos before skinning
Everything in progress
Everything in progress

But, to incorporate the Soyrizo, I sautéed half the package with half an onion until the onion was soft and the Soyrizo started to brown.

Soyrizo and onions
Soyrizo and onions

Then I just mixed that in with the mashed potatoes before stuffing the peppers. I also mixed a little Teese in with the mashed potatoes and sprinkled it all over the top. Since I didn’t go by a recipe or measure anything, there was extra mashed potato mixture. So I put it down in the casserole, then plopped the stuffed peppers on top.

 

All melty from the oven
All melty from the oven

We ate it with a side of refried beans. Hey, the chili was green, that counts, right?

Quick, Lazy Lunch

I didn’t have any leftovers today for lunch. Luckily there’s a grocery store nearby that has veggie sushi. It always tastes pretty fresh and is one of the more healthy things you can grab really quickly. And, it just got healthier — they now make some with brown rice! I can hear a certain someone making gag noises as I type this. Quiet, no one is making you eat brown rice! Yet!

Sorry the pic is kind of crappy, but the natural light coming in just isn’t hitting it at the right angle and we refuse to turn on the overhead lights in my office. It’s a web cave tradition. Note my super cool Apple mug in the background that I got way back in 1994 when I worked at Kinko’s in San Francisco. Wow, I just realized how old that mug is. Lalalalalala!

Teese Cheese Rocks

Why I think Teese is the best vegan cheese out there:

1) It tastes the best

2) It melts the best. See?

3) It keeps longer in the refrigerator without turning all pink. We know who I’m talking about here. And it freezes well.

4) It cleans up easier. I just discovered this one. You know how other vegan cheeses turn into glue if you don’t clean them up immediately? My tired, lazy ass left a teese covered knife sit out overnight. I thought for sure I’d be scraping on that for a while, but after a short soak, the stuck on bits slid right off. Cool!

Just to be fair, I’ll give the only minus I can really come up with. Okay, I’m sort of a freak about getting stuff on my hands, especially anything oily or greasy. Well, Teese feels REALLY nasty on my hands. And you’d think if it felt that greasy and gross that it would taste that way too. But no! It’s not heavy or greasy tasting at all! Wow, I somehow turned that downside into another plus. You’d think they were paying me to write this. They’re not, I swear!